The new spokesperson for Socialism, of the Congressional Democrats, Rep. Alexandria Ortesio Cortez, has just released her brilliant plan for making America "clean"-energy independent, in roughly ten years!!! If we were not aware of her overwhelming brilliance, before, we must certainly admit it now!
Imagine!!! No more airplanes flying overhead, banned by her Utopian Socialist government! Instead, people would travel across the country by High Speed Trains, though this would present some problems, as Senator Hironomo pointed out, especially for her constituents, in Hawaii! (Not to mention our other Pacific territories, and Caribbean territories, as well.) But, I guess Rep. "A.O.C." would commission a train trestle bridge from L.A., or San Francisco. Can you imagine a bridge, supported by thousands of pillars, miles deep across the Pacific? (I guess the other territories would have to survive on lobsters, and seaweed, until we could afford their bridges.) And, of course they would need to extend several stories above the surface to facilitate the safe passage of sea-going cruise ships, and transports of international trade shipments. Maybe higher still, because the ships could no longer be powered by diesel fuel, and the solar panels, needed to power them would extend their height by several stories. Or, perhaps, they might be powered by wind turbines, which would extend their height even more! Each pillar would need lighthouse quality spotlights to warn away passing ships, and God help them during heavy fog blankets (but, does that happen much on the Pacific Ocean???).
Naturally, we would all have to become Vegetarians, because beef cattle would necessarily be banned, as they have been estimated to produce Methane flatulence, which accounts for as much as 20% of the air pollution in the U.S. Or perhaps they could be fixed with large corks, cemented with Epoxy glue, up their you-know-what's! I suppose the ranchers would have to herd them by helicopter, to keep them from floating away with all that gas buildup! And, the Slaughterhouses of the Midwest would become disaster zones, as soon as they tried to butcher one of those gas-impacted steers! Can you imagine all the manure that would explode over multiple square miles!!! That would be a disaster in itself!!! So, I guess imposed Vegetarianism, by government edict, would be the simplest way of supporting the Socialist agenda of our brilliant young Congresswoman! Can you imagine all the wonderful ideas she has for America, as soon as she becomes old enough to run for President?!!
All these wonderful "Green Dream" concepts would need to be funded by our government, of course. But, not to worry, we would simply take half the annual military budget to pay for it, because we wouldn't need a military, since we would all be members of the same "One-World" Socialist government!!! I'm sure that Russia, and China, would like that idea as well!!! But, who needs a military in a "Utopian World"??? Everyone would live peacefully with everyone else! Just ask Rep. Alexandria Otesio Cortez!!! Her Socialist government would declare it by law!!!
Peace, ordained by the barrel of the gun! But, wait who's got the guns, anyway???
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