Saturday, November 9, 2013

Whoopee!!! Iran Has "Seen The Light"!?! And The World Is Safe!

Ain't it great what International Diplomacy can accomplish!!! After years of worrying over those insane terrorists who run Iran actually developing their Nuclear Missile capacity, we now have the assurance of the international diplomatic corps of America and our N.A.T.O. allies that the years of economic sanctions have finally worn down Iran's intransigence, and they are finally willing to negotiate a treaty. The only catch is that any treaty will not stop Iran from further developing their "peaceful development, and use of nuclear technology for electrical energy production". Of course their definition of this clause does not strictly prohibit the total nuclear annihilation of the entire nation of Israel, but that's okay because they are convinced that God hates Israel, and that all Jews are really descended "from apes and pigs" so they really are of no more significance than making a ham sandwich!

But the sticking point is this terribly unreasonable attitude of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu. I just don't get this guy... right when we are about to settle on a treaty, that will end many of the sanctions for Iran, he has the audacity to denounce the whole process as being, "a really bad deal". I mean what does this guy want? He knows that it is traditional for international diplomacy to settle for compromises when one, or both parties in a heated dispute remain intransigent. That's exactly what would be done here. Iran would "settle" for the lifting of economic sanctions in exchange for agreeing to keep doing exactly what they have been doing, and have fully intended to continue doing all along. In return, one supposes that the international diplomats will "settle" for the minor indiscretion of the total nuclear annihilation of the nation of Israel. And I suppose they will consider the collateral damage of the wiping-out of the Arab populations of the Gaza strip, and the Palestinian territory, and perhaps the nation of Jordan, and other Israeli neighbors as acceptable. I guess nuclear explosions are hard to contain within recognized borders. After all the only thing that matters is that the diplomats can go home and proudly proclaim that the world is now safe, because a treaty has been signed! And I guess it doesn't matter to them that after Iran wipes out Israel, their next goal would certainly be to develop more powerful missiles that would be capable of carrying their nuclear warheads across the Mediterranean, and the Atlantic Ocean in order to wipe out their second most hated enemy, America!!! But that's okay because we will have ourselves a nice new international treaty! Yip, Yip, Yahoo and Hooray!

Thank God for the wisdom of Secretary of State John Kerry, and the State Department diplomats who pulled this off, along with our European allies from N.A.T.O.! What would we ever do without them. I guess they are prepared to spend the next thousand years in some nuclear fallout shelter, in Arkansas, ( or wherever) along with our beloved Muslim President, who figures he can run the whole Muslim world from his underground tomb.

But, who cares! Whoopee, we got ourselves a brand new treaty!!!

[Can anybody sense just a little bit of sarcasm here?]

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